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This is now a thing I own. Sara did this. I cannot stop laughing. Just. LOOK AT IT. (I put it on the switch I literally never turn off. Because. Obviously.)This may be the greatest thing I will ever claim as my own.

This is now a thing I own.

Sara did this.

I cannot stop laughing.

Just.

LOOK AT IT.

(I put it on the switch I literally never turn off. Because. Obviously.)

This may be the greatest thing I will ever claim as my own.

sigurdjarlson:

When you strip for your bf but he still yells at you for generating a pocket wormhole :(

rufflet:

hedonisticparadise:

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

OH MY LORD

Until I got to “dish towels stiff as aluminum” I was wondering what kind of allergies do her kids have that warrant so many snot rags then it hit me. 

rufflet:

hedonisticparadise:

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

OH MY LORD

Until I got to “dish towels stiff as aluminum” I was wondering what kind of allergies do her kids have that warrant so many snot rags then it hit me. 

feriowind:

*3* Wanted to draw some Bruce/Tony that featured the arc reactor again! It really is super pretty…..
Also some more assertive Bruce, because as much as I like awkward and embarrassed Bruce, when he’s the one making the moves, it means he’s not tiptoeing anymore! ;0;

feriowind:

*3* Wanted to draw some Bruce/Tony that featured the arc reactor again! It really is super pretty…..

Also some more assertive Bruce, because as much as I like awkward and embarrassed Bruce, when he’s the one making the moves, it means he’s not tiptoeing anymore! ;0;

comuto:

Bruce: …You are staring at my butt now

Tony: Yes, I know

ladynorthstar:

fairestcat:

Clint: I go online. I look to see what people are saying about us. Sure, we all do. Every one of us. Except maybe, I don’t know…Thor. And maybe Wolverine. Mmm, I bet Wolverine does, too. Anyone who says they don’t is a liar. And my favorite topic of discussion—the one that I find the most amusing…is when people spout off about “who is worthy to be an Avenger?” “What does it take?” “Who are the real Avengers?” And all I can gather from the internet is that nobody is. Except maybe Captain America. — From New Avengers v2, #16 by Brian Michael Bendis, art by Mike Deodato

#this… is actually really amazing #Clint you beautiful creature you #a reminder that Clint is all sass when integrity is threatened #a lot of the Avengers come from messed up homes or have pretty shit lives in general #the fact they band together and take on shit the world is threatened with is pretty great of them #considering they’ve been kicked to the curb by life in a lot of circumstances #and especially considering not all the Avengers are ‘supers’ either
 

ladynorthstar:

fairestcat:

Clint: I go online. I look to see what people are saying about us. Sure, we all do. Every one of us. Except maybe, I don’t know…Thor. And maybe Wolverine. Mmm, I bet Wolverine does, too. Anyone who says they don’t is a liar. And my favorite topic of discussion—the one that I find the most amusing…is when people spout off about “who is worthy to be an Avenger?” “What does it take?” “Who are the real Avengers?” And all I can gather from the internet is that nobody is. Except maybe Captain America.

— From New Avengers v2, #16 by Brian Michael Bendis, art by Mike Deodato

psych-0saltgunner:

homoosesexual:

#What about that shadowy place over there? #That’s America and you must never go there.

^ AHAHAHA THAT LAST PART