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My year in review: Reported for combat. Unknowingly nailed (and then nail gunned) a Nazi. Put down anyone who threatened my team. Protected the person I care most about. And maybe pulled a prank or two. #shieldlife

philcoulson:

Doesn’t matter what the press says. Doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — "No, you move.” - Amazing Spider-Man #537 

Audience Participation: Fic-Writing Edition

cosmictuesdays:

Taken from someone else on another network, deemed too good not to use.

Ask me a question about one of my fics or series. It can be absolutely anything in any project and I will tell you the honest-to-goodness answer (even on the progress/plans for next chapters of current series).

Don’t hold back. Whatever you ask, I’ll answer as truthfully and as completely as possible. You can also ask about my writing as a whole, if you like.

Except know that there are a handful of MPU questions I will keep secret. Because secrets. 

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Reblog if you feel personally victimized by Hawkeye #19 and its corresponding FEELS.

asofterme:

I want to make you happy! I guess this is how.
a softer world #1093

asofterme:

I want to make you happy! I guess this is how.

a softer world #1093

For months, I have been occasionally putting nickels on this thing. No one has noticed or moved them. Yet.

For months, I have been occasionally putting nickels on this thing. No one has noticed or moved them. Yet.

A lot of bar exams use a program called ExamSoft for their essay questions, and apparently? ExamSoft’s servers have gotten all fucked up and a lot of people can’t upload their exam files—meaning that their boards of bar examiners can’t receive their tests. A bunch have extended their deadlines because testers can’t actually get their files uploaded.

How fucking terrifying would that be? Man, I am glad I took the bar last year. 

My year in review: Went on adventures with my best friend, got brainwashed by an Asgardian, drowned a little. #shieldlife

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends